1. When you say you’re getting in the shower but your sibling’s like: “Nope, I’m showering first!”
2. When you have to get into a full-on war for the front seat every single car journey.
3. Except when you both have to sit in the back, and then there’s this problem.
4. When you have to share some food.
5. When you do something wrong and your sibling gets the blame for it.
6. When your mum calls you all the other names in your family before getting yours right.
7. When you can’t agree on what to watch.
8. And when you take the remote out of the room with you so your sibling can’t change the channel.
9. When you accidentally hit them too hard and have to stop them crying so you don’t get in trouble.
10. When your mum buys you something and tells you not to tell your siblings.
11. When you’re going through your sibling’s stuff and hear them coming upstairs.
12. When you give your sibling a Christmas present.
13. When you tell your sibling to go ask your parents for something but they mention your name.
14. When your sibling says they’re telling on you.
15. When you’ve got no comeback so all you can do is mock their voice.
16. When your sibling’s being a dick but your parents are in the room too.
17. When someone says they fancy your sibling
18. When your sibling’s getting told off real bad and you can’t help but watch.
19. When you’re like: “Hey, let me try that on you – I won’t do it properly.”
20. When your sibling takes the seat you were literally ~just~ in.
21. When you ask your sibling to save you some cereal.
22. When you need a hero.
23. And when your life is either one or the other – never anything in between.
